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Review: Roger Allam Stars in Seminar, Hampstead Theatre

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Triple Olivier-Award winner Roger Allam is the star draw in Seminar, a surprisingly absorbing if somewhat unbelievable play about a bitter but famous novelist teaching a group of starry-eyed aspiring writers.

Roger Allam is on fine form as Leonard, a bitter, arrogant novelist whose best days are behind him and who is reduced to giving expensive private writing classes to those rich enough to afford his patronage.

The play is written by Theresa Rebeck and is a transfer from Broadway where Alan Rickman played the difficult and belligerent teacher. Her play is a bit of a love letter to writing, how hard it is and how fine the balance is between truth and pretension. And there's plenty of withering one-liners to generate the laughs such as "Life is complicated. People are complicated. If you can't figure that out, you'll never be much of a writer."

But though the word play is sharp, the plot is very thin. And it is therefore somewhat ironic that in a play about creative writing, it is the writing that is weak.

There are no real stakes of any consequence at jeopardy for any of these characters. So what if none of them become successful writers? None of them are going to lose their homes or respect from their parents if they don't. There's nothing at risk for anyone, which makes this play incredibly hollow.

Also, every character is a cliché, whether it's the cantankerous teacher as jealous of his students as he is insulting, or it's the trust fund spoilt rich kid in her Upper West Side apartment, the sex-obsessed beauty who's happy to screw her way to the top, or whether it's the not-as-rich kid with a chip on his shoulder about his lack of advantage.

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I have seen many plays with stereotypes work. The issue here comes from these persons then starting to act out of character, not performing actions that should be the natural next step.

You see, the theme of this play really is, what are you prepared to do for success? There are those who want to work for it, to succeed on merit, like spoilt rich kid Kate (played superbly by Charity Wakefield). She wants desperately to impress Leonard with her writing, only she's never worked for anything in her life.

But will she learn from the other woman in the class sex-kitten Izzy (played with real vibrancy by Rebecca Grant) who beds Leonard, in her eyes a realistic necessity to succeed? Only Izzy then promptly shacks up with loser not-as-rich-kid Martin (Bryan Dick), which makes no sense as he has no contacts and can't get her anywhere.

And the way these four young writers interact with Leonard, this famed novelist, isn't believable. Right from the off they are in his face, giving him backchat and hurling back insults as soon as he starts to tear up their work. Really? I mean, wouldn't you be a little bit more in awe by him to start with?

So given these faults - and they are profound - it's somewhat surprising that this play does keep you absorbed for the two-hour running time. How is that?

Well, for one, the acting is superb. It really is excellent. Roger Allam obviously. Look, the guy's so talented he could make the phone book sound like Shakespeare and here he wrings out every last drop from the script. His Leonard is arrogant, yes, but Roger Allam's steady reveal that maybe this bitterness is born from a need to shake his students to reality rather than to patronise them is intriguing. Is his absolute cruelty a form of kindness?

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But immense credit must also go to the four actors who play his students - Bryan Dick, Charity Wakefield, Rebecca Grant and Oliver Hembrough. They are lumbered with clichés but bring real energy to the play and there's plenty of development of sub-text and silent conversations as secrets are revealed and power balances shift.

And the main character here, which is Kate, is an active protagonist. She does take matters into her own hands after Leonard rips apart her book that she's spent six years working on. Some of her decisions and choices are a little unbelievable, and the supposed twists in the plot you can see coming a mile off, but nevertheless at least she keeps driving the plot forward and forcing the status quo to change.

The direction comes from Terry Johnson, who wowed last year with his tight Sigmund Freud/Salvador Dali farce Hysteria in the same theatre. This year's play is not as dynamic but there are some good pace changes, from the slow, long silences the creative writing classes fall in to as Leonard paces the room weighing up the latest efforts from his students to the snappy fast-paced bickering that the classes descend into as Leonard gives his sneering feedback.

So how to look at Seminar overall? I guess it depends whether you're in a cup half empty or cup half full kind of mood. If it's the former, you'll be wondering why on earth a great such as Roger Allam agreed to be in this play. However if it's the latter, you'll enjoy the fact that you'll bear witness to some superb acting that prevents the lacklustre writing from taking over.

Either way though, there's enough here to keep you entertained for two hours, though it'll probably fall pretty quickly from your mind soon after.

Hampstead Theatre, London to November 1, 2014

Image credits:

1. Roger Allam as Leonard in SEMINAR. Photo © Alastair Muir

2. Charity Wakefield as Kate and Bryan Dick as Martin in SEMINAR. Photo © Alastair Muir

3. Rebecca Grant as Izzy in SEMINAR. Photo © Alastair Muir

Noise Noise Noise: Making Music, Not War

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As I write this blog I'm listening to Orlande De Lassus' Penitential Psalms, played by the Hilliard Ensemble. Beautiful devotional 16th-century music which is pouring out of the hi-fi in my flat and... well, er, hang on a minute. You're quite possibly already thinking - "What's this pompous fool going on about? What do I care which supposedly impressive bit of classical music he's listening to?"

And I don't exactly blame you. Reading about people's listening habits is often distinctly uninteresting. And hearing people rave about stuff like De Lassus, hmm ...

Fine. Except, this passage from a letter in the Times the other day got me thinking:

"In a world of endless noise, the special, rarefied, even spiritual atmosphere of a classical concert is its great asset."

Isn't that typical of how many people talk about "classical" music and understand it? If I write even a few words about De Lassus I risk coming across as pretentious or at least a certain kind of music lover - one who hates noise perhaps. (Never mind the fact that I recently picked up the De Lassus double-LP for the princely sum of £1 at a second-hand record sale. Along with a few singles by Jack Radics, Tippa Irie and Lee Perry, seeing as you ask...) According to the liner notes to the Hilliard Ensemble box set, the Penitential Psalms "form one of the great peaks of the world's music" and who am I to disagree?

Except, I thoroughly enjoy noisy music as well, the noisier the better. Which is superior - the undeniable beauty and grandeur of (say) Bach's Cantatas or the awe-inspiring grindcore histrionics of fellow German musicians Afterlife Kids? Answer: they're both good. (I saw Afterlife Kids play the other day and can vouch for their power and intensity). No, this old-fashioned loud/quiet, turn-that-racket-down-I-can't-hear-myself-think attitude is boring, redundant and misses the point. So-called classical music can be plenty loud, discordant and atonal, and some of the greatest so-called pop/rock music has an ethereal beauty that ought to have classicists swooning (think of obvious outfits like the Velvet Underground, the Cocteau Twins and Low, and less obvious ones like Felt, Herman Düne, David Thomas Broughton, Austin Leonard Jones or Chris Zabriskie; not to mention hundreds of reggae tunes, masses of delta blues, jazz, "spooked" country like Bonnie Prince Billy, and ...blah blah blah).

So, it's never Beethoven or Buzzcocks, but always... well, both. It was nice, for instance, to hear the artist-director Steve McQueen on Desert Island Discs recently choosing Glenn Gould playing Bach as well as picking stuff by Tricky or the Specials. Similarly, it's encouraging to read that Alex Ross, the author of an acclaimed study of 20th-century classical music (The Rest Is Noise), also appreciates the art-punk of Pere Ubu and Sonic Youth alongside Debussy and Ligeti. And again it's good that Radiohead guitarist Jonny Greenwood is apparently able to compose classical music that's not summarily dismissed by reviewers as inferior because it's from a "pop musician".

Anyway, that's my basic pitch: classical music is just good music (when it's good), much like dub reggae or The Fall's Hex Enduction Hour is good music (the Fall LP actually features a song called The Classical so ... I must be right). And leaving aside its stuffed-shirt image, classical music obviously exists outside the pages of Gramophone magazine and the Barbican concert hall. Take Omar Sa'ad, the Druze viola player from northern Israel. An 18-year-old conscientious objector who's served seven separate prison terms for refusing to fight in the Israeli army ("How could I carry a gun rather than my viola?" is how he puts it), Sa'ad's is a lively example of how classical music can also be protest music (check out his short ongoing tour as part of the Galilee Quartet).

"The rest is silence", Hamlet famously says before his death near the end of Shakespeare's play, and though the aggrieved correspondent to the Times would like to oppose classical music and "noise", I think they're part of the same thing, music. Instead, it's silence and death that's the opposite of music. Shortly before his final words, Hamlet asks "What warlike noise is this"? Death and destruction in Gaza perhaps.

So give me the extreme noise pleasure of screamo or breakcore rather than the screech and whine of mortar shells or drone-launched missiles any day. And ... please! Let me listen to my £1 copy of De Lassus in peace!

The X Factor 2014 Judges Houses Show One

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They have faced the room, won over the arena, battled at bootcamp, and can now put their feet up on holiday, I mean judges houses.

After a brief summary of the remaining acts, of which Team Midas still have three, Louis and the groups got the show on the road. Where are we off to Louis? Ireland... Not again. I only review the show for the free trip to the sun!! Ha ha, very funny. Bermuda here we come! 

Just one word of warning everyone, be careful in the Bermuda triangle, I have heard it makes people dis...Moving on. 

Louis was joined by guest judge Tulisa. Her 'James Bond' style entrance from the sea got the eyes popping. Team Midas were first up with our four piece group, Only The Young. Not being biased but they look and sound great, good harmonies and you can tell they rehearse, rehearse and rehearse some more. I have championed this group since January as I feel there is something big here, very big. 

The female Jedward, aka Blonde Electra were up next and yes they are energetic and memorable, yes they are not bad singers but they are still a little annoying and if they do get through they really need to win over the British public and quickly.  

The Brooks sang one of my favourite ever songs 'Jar of Hearts'. Vocally they are great but I still think they need a few more years. Still think they are ones to watch, just not quite yet. Keep at it though lads. 

New girl band and boy band Concept were up next fighting to stay in the competition. Both gave solid performances, with their good harmonies and clear hunger for the opportunity they have been given, but the new girl band stood out more to me. Win or lose tonight, I think with some work and more time together they could have a rosy future. I did agree with Louis regarding Concept, they have something, but are missing 'a spark' 

The last group to perform were the new eight piece boy band, called well, the eight piece boy band. For now anyway. This has the potential to be very big, if they all continue to bond, because vocally they are brilliant and they look great. They just need a name now. Pick up those phones......

Now it's down to Louis and Tulisa to pick their three favourites....After loads of tears, (Louis) and flashing back and forth camera shots, the three groups going to the lives are: Only The Young, Eight piece boy band and Blonde Electra. Well done everyone.

So where am I off to next...?

In her first year as X Factor judge, Mel B will want to do well. So the remaining boys head to Mexico with a lot of pressure on their shoulders. Her fellow Spice girl Emma Bunton joined her, well once she had shook of the witch doctor chaperones.

Jack Walton was first up and within seconds of starting to sing, Mel B stopped him, telling him to focus. When he continued it was still a little shaky but I like Jack, I know he can do much better than his performance tonight. 

The last audition tonight was Italian Andrea Faustini. Wow, wow, wow. That was amazing, world class singing from a big star of the future. He seems a real genuine person too, ladies and gentlemen, we could have just seen our first December finalist. 

The boys auctions continue Saturday. 

Right, I'm to put some more suntan cream on...see you soon. 

Mr Bigz Releases S.U.M.M.E.R EP

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Mr Bigz, London's rap supremo returns to the music scene with his latest S.U.M.M.E.R EP which aims to brighten your mood throughout the forthcoming autumn months. Pulsating with nothing but good vibes for all seasons, we caught up with the man himself to get the low down on his latest offering.



Listening to your last and current EP, you're a lover of old school music.
Who were your musical influences growing up
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Yes indeed wow so many!
Fela Kuti, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, Stevie Wonder, Shina Peters, Shade Adu, Anita Baker, Minnie Ripperton, Gwen McRae, Shabba Ranks, Buju Banton, Biggie, Nas, Heatwave, Jodeci, H Town, Tina Turner, Eric Clapton, Phill Collins, Ub40, Soul 2 Soul, Spandau Ballet, Nenh cherry, Patty Labelle, Etta James, Nina Simone ahhhhh I could go on forever! *laughs*

Your presence is apparent on social media especially Instagram, is that the new tool for artists to gain a new following?

I actually have no idea I just know I'm an Artist that likes to interact and talk to his supporters I'm a people's person so I reach them how I can .. And I love a bit of banter I do!





As one of the veterans from late 2005 UK hip hop, how has the scene changed?



People absorb music way quicker things that would take 6 months or a year to get old are know considered old in a space of weeks I don't think music is appreciated how it used to be and because of that it's not made with as much care as it used to be .. Also with things like twitter Instagram you are much closer to your supporter but this can be a gift and curse really there are quite a few things that have changed in music in general since 2005.



Which tune on your EP are you most proud of?

Starlight!



What can we expect from Mr Bigz in 2015?



Greatness, Greatness & more Geatness I won't say to much now so your just gonna have to stay tuned! Thanks for the interview Huff Post!



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S.U.M.M.E.R EP is out now on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/summer-ep/id906603034



Follow Mr Bigz on twitter @MrBigzOfficial

Puccini's Less Known Western Opera Opens at the ENO

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Puccini, who has been called as the greatest Italian composer after Verdi, enjoys some of the most celebrated operas such as: La Bohème, Tosca, Madama Butterfly and Turandot. Music and plots that remains in everybody's imagination. However, it is less known that he also composed a Western somehow more like a play in the ancient Greece style rather than the later Hollywood counterparts. Pity they did not see this before; the quality might have improved.

Rather experimental in the sense of the theme, twisted plot, mise en scene with rather claustrophobic sets like an Edward Hopper's painting, and music influences by Strauss and Debussy and American folk music. Even as my friend noted: "one could hear the traditional Mexican Rancheras in some of the melodies". It demonstrates Puccini's capacity to absorb a diverse range of styles.

The Girl of the Golden West
, or La fanciulla del West, follows the lives of saloon-bar owner Minnie and a community of gold miners who are struggling to cope with the harsh realities of daily life in a bleak and unforgiving environment. They have put their lives on hold in the hope of a better and brighter future. The local sheriff Jack Rance proclaims his love for Minnie, yet she rejects him in favour of stranger Dick Johnson who, unknown to the rest of the cast, is the notorious bandit Ramerrez in disguise. Minnie and Dick declare their love before Johnson's true identity is revealed. Minnie forces him to leave and he is then shot by one of Rance's men who are hunting him. Minnie tries to hide him but he is discovered by Rance. She begs Rance to spare Dick's life but he refuses. Minnie challenges him to a game of poker, if she wins Dick is saved but if she loses she will marry Rance. Can she outwit him and save her love?

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Photograph courtesy ENO and Robert Workman

Celebrated opera director Richard Jones returns to ENO to direct the first of two productions this season. This new production of Puccini's 'American' opera set in the Wild West during the Californian gold rush will be ENO's first for 50 years with the great British soprano Susan Bullock making her stage debut in the title role. Leading the ENO orchestra and all-male chorus, experienced opera conductor Keri-Lynn Wilson makes her British debut. Richard Jones collaborates with designer Miriam Buether to create a stark and claustrophobic setting, highlighting the desperation and sacrifice felt by the community of miners who live there. Costume designs reflective of the period are by Nicky Gillibrand.

Leading the cast of outstanding singers is British soprano Susan Bullock who makes her stage debut as Minnie. Susan impersonates the feisty character with great ease and illuminates the stage with a charming presence. Susan began her career as an ENO company principal before going on to major international success.

British tenor Peter Auty, a joy to the ear, debuts in the role of the bandit Dick Johnson. Beautiful coloratura that enchants the audience as soon as he starts singing. A true virtuoso. He has previously sung for ENO in Der Rosenkavalier, Rigoletto and La bohème. Formerly a company principal at the Royal Opera House he has also performed with Grange Park Opera, Glyndebourne, Opera North and Scottish Opera. Peter's professional musical career started at the tender age of 13, when as a choir boy at St Paul's Cathedral he was chosen to sing 'Walking in the Air', the theme to the 1982 animated film of The Snowman.

American bass baritone Craig Colclough makes his European and role debut as the Sheriff Jack Rance. He started his career at LA Opera before joining Florida Grand Opera's Young Artist Studio. In 2012 he became a Filene Young Artist at the Wolf Trap Opera company. He has also performed with Arizona Opera.

The role of the miner Sonora will be performed by British baritone and former ENO Young Artist Leigh Melrose. Although a minor role, he manages to steal the limelight with a charismatic character. Leigh has performed numerous roles with ENO, including the title role in Carrie Cracknell's production of Wozzeck in 2013 where the Observer commented that he was 'phenomenal'. Most recently he sung Ned Keene in David Alden's critically acclaimed production of Peter Grimes.

Go and watch a Western not as you imagined.

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Photograph courtesy ENO and Robert Workman

The Girl of the Golden West opens at the London Coliseum on Thursday 2 October for 9 performances - 2, 10, 15, 22, 24, 27, 30 October at 7.30pm, 18 October and 1 November at 6.30pm. For more information, please visit website www.eno.org

My Experience of Stalking: Why Adam Levine Is Creepy Not Hot

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A quick look at the comments under Adam Levine's 'Animals' video will leave you in no doubt about how 'sexy' the stalker look is perceived to be. In it, Levine is playing a butcher who doubles as a stalker, secretly following an unsuspecting customer's every move (Behati Prinsloo, played by his wife). Levine sneaks into her house, takes pictures of her, lies next to her while she sleeps and has Halloween-style wet dreams about having sex/butchering her. 'Baby I'm preying on you tonight/Hunt you down eat you alive,' he serenades in his trademark nasal voice, in case you were unclear about his intentions. This is not even the first stalking song by the Maroon 5 singer. She Will Be Loved was kind of stalky too. I'll make a wild guess here when I suggest the people who find this sexy have never been stalked in real life.

'I wish someone would love me so much' was the sort of comment I'd get if I mentioned being followed. That is what we're told after all; the music industry and Hollywood clearly think stalking is romantic. Don't believe me? Think back to some of your favourite romcoms; While You Were Sleeping, There's Something About Mary, Twilight or Love Actually. In fact, my first stalker (yes, I've had more than one) took a page out of this last movie when he stationed himself outside my job with a series of love messages written on cardboards. When a colleague gave me a ride to help me escape, he followed us in a cab, waited for me hidden outside my home and grabbed me as I tried to walk in, holding me in a suffocating embrace that he hoped would somehow ignite in me reciprocal feelings. Unnerving as that was, it didn't take long before he realized he was acting irrationally and gave up. I call that temporary insanity.

The second time I was stalked by an ex, he could see nothing wrong in his behaviour. After a year of relentless pursuing and begging interchanged with swearing and threats, I was forced to leave my job and rent a second flat, as my contract hadn't expired. I was soon broke. I only contacted the police once during that period; on a night when I received over 200 texts including murder threats. I had not called the police before because my ex was constantly threatening to kill himself and I was laden with guilt. I didn't know then that 62% of stalkers threaten to commit suicide to manipulate their victims into meeting them.

When registering with a GP in my new address, the nurse took one look at me and sent me straight in to see a doctor. At 7.5 stones, sleepless and shaking I must've made for a sorry sight. The doctor asked if I was thinking of killing myself and I said 'sometimes'. She gave me a prescription for antidepressants and a list of domestic violence services. I didn't want the pills and I already knew all about DV services; I work in the sector. My friend and anti-FGM campaigner Leyla Hussein, once told me 'abusers go on with their lives and leave you to cope with the shame.' Back then, I'd rather hide my shame than ask for help from the people I worked with. Instead, I asked if there was counseling, already knowing the answer. There was, if I managed to stay alive for the year-long wait.

Luckily, my ex gave up after I disappeared and all this now seems like a distant memory. That doesn't mean I didn't have to stop myself from breaking my screen after watching Animals. According to the government, 20% of women and 10% of men over 16 experience stalking. A third of victims lose their jobs, their relationships or are forced to move. A national study by the University of Leicester found that only 41% of stalking victims contacted the police. The types of harassment I experienced are very common; suicide threats, hacking, spying, persistent calls and texts, breaking in, threatening the person or their loved ones. Stalking also often leads to murder. Some 76% of women murdered by their ex partners were stalked in the lead up to their deaths.

I'm not here to lecture. There's probably no research linking music videos and romantic comedies to stalking; it'd be too difficult to control all the variables to prove a causation. However, such films and videos blatantly demonstrate how little we think of such a life-destroying crime. You may say that I, and everyone else slating Animals, are ruining your fun. But that's okay. Reality checks are important.

If you are affected by stalking you can call the National Stalking Helpline on 08088020300. If you are in immediate danger always call 999.

'Le Jour Se Lève' (1938) - Restored and Remastered 2014, a Superb and Necessary Release

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The film opens with a caption, one imposed by anxious producers, fearing that audiences would be baffled. It is a caption that sets up the concept of flashback: a man has taken a life; now he is locked in, besieged in a room, "... il évoque les circonstances qui ont fait de lui meurrier", that is, this man recalls or brings back the circumstances that led him to kill.

A flashback in cinema is something we take for granted. It had been a common enough trope in literature for millennia, found in Homer's Odyssey for example. But in the 1930s it was a relatively daring narrative strategy in cinema. Griffiths, as always, did it first , showing us a cradle rocking, then cutting to show what had gone before. But Le jour se lève set the bar for films to come: the narrative is almost entirely carried in flashback. The present is a sorry stale mate; past joys and hopes have come to nothing. And of course in 1938 Paris would soon be under Nazi occupation, the French army having capitulated without a fight. It is hard not to look at the film in this retrospective light: France is biding its time before the darkness of fascism and collaboration would blight national pride.

Le jour se lève was made by a team that had worked together before. Director Marcel Carné and designer Alexandre Trauner had already found success with Quai des brumes and Hôtel du Nord (both released in 1938), films that embody perfectly the term 'poetic realism': studio-bound, yet meticulously portraying the material conditions of the most humble denizens of society, dramatising the lives and crises of resigned and fatalistic low-class men and women, whose attitudes were forged in the Great Depression, and as the successes of the Front populaire fell into disarray by 1938, knew that capital would never surrender. In such a climate of disappointment and despair, love may blossom briefly but ultimately disappointment will reasserts itself, or perhaps even death. Bitterness is the prevailing attitude. Le jour se lève would be no different.

The film opens with a killing, the result of an altercation in a tall tenement building. A blind man finds the corpse on a staircase. The police arrive. Night falls and the police besiege the building where the killer and his gun, nursing disappointment, refusing to surrender. The scene is set. Flashbacks fill out the story, and we guess the end. The killer has been in love, but learned too late that he is naïve and sentimental fool, that life is a crooked path and he has been duped. Love is lost. The stale-mate is a tragic one: hopes and dreams are hollow ones. Manipulative and cynical opportunists hold all the cards. Love's brief blossoming will be all too brief.

Le jour se lève expresses all of this perfectly. And with a shudder we think of the historical moment of its making: the imminent fall of France, the demise of hope in Europe, and the death of millions in the not too distant future. The tall, oddly isolated tenement, rising like a tomb-stone from a poor district, Trauner's beautiful imagined set, is unforgettable. The police go about their business. They intend resolving this matter one way or another. The killer bides his time, waiting for daybreak, smoking his last pack of cigarettes.

This film, now 75 years old, has now been restored to the highest digital standard, having suffered from decay, censorship and bowdlerisation.

The sound is now as good as it can be, a revelation after copies with only variable density sound tracks that become distorted with even the slightest print damage and shrinkage - inevitability. I am most grateful for this. The music composed by Maurice Jaubert is now a joy to listen to.

The images, as is to be expected, have been stabilised and seem so very sharp. Where once the film seemed blurred because what we watched was a poor print from a poor inter-negative, now we see how the original negatives look - which, with frame by frame renovation, is very good indeed.

Moreover, the version we have known for so long is not quite as Carné and his team made it. Censors in France objected to Arletty's nudity as he stepped from the shower and so that was trimmed. The Police were portrayed as too rough and so that too was trimmed: authority must never be made to look uncaring! Censorship in the Third Republic was well established and cinema was of course subject to it. Films had to be made under the shadow of an official view that frowned on immorality, on demoralising depictions of working class life, or even on fatalistic narratives. Producers might even shoot different versions just in case the official censor frowned and asked for changes. No point in not anticipating such disapproval (such alternate versions are sometimes offered now as DVD 'extras').

It is also a sad fact is that anti-Semitism in France did not arrive with the Germans. The Dreyfus affair had come to an official close only in 1906, and with the rise of right wing ideology throughout Europe generally in the 1930s, and the identification by some of bolshevism as a Jewish conspiracy, anti-Semitism was an unashamed part of the DNA of the European nation states. The release of a film in 1939 would mean to release a film to coincide with Kristallnacht in Germany, to release a film in a France that had been a signatory to the Munich Agreement with Hitler.

For this reason, I am not surprised to read notes provided with the restoration by Studio Canal which say that two credits had needed to be restored to the front of the film, those of Curt Courant and Alexandre Trauner. I cannot recall if I ever missed them, but I do not disbelieve Studio Canal. For Curt Courant was a Jew from Germany, and Trauner was a Jew from Hungary. Both were supremely talented. Both were key figures in European cinema of the time. Courant was a cinematographer who had worked in Germany and Britain (he shot Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much for example), who fled that Nazis in Germany, finding his way to Paris to shoot Renoir's La bête humaine in 1938. As we have heard, Trauner worked intensively with Carné, even after he was obliged to go into hiding after the Nazi's arrived in Paris. The implication of the notes is that these credits were removed by Vichy apparatchiks, but I am not clear when and how - Vichy was created on in 1940, while the film was on release in 1938 and 1939. Terrible times.

It is a great day when a film such as this, a key and significant film, fruit of a wonderful golden passage in film-making history, is brought fully to light. It is a great day when credits expunged by the forces of darkness are restored to their proper place and talent be hailed as they should be. It is a great day when a film that should be seen is seen. The distribution and exhibition of this film is a chance for a new generation of cinephiles, cinema-goers and film-makers and writers to survive the night with Jean Gabin and wait for daybreak in the endlessly repeated tragedy that is Le jour se lève.

The restoration is on release in various cinemas in the UK from 3rd October 2014, and out on Blu-Ray and DVD from 27th October 2014.

Adam Roberts
www.anosamours.co.uk

Friday Food Off - Mini Burger vs Mini Lamb Pitta

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My sister and I have been busy cooking up a storm in the battle to find out which of us is the better chef. Olivia, who's also a make-up vlogger, is a trainer Cordon Bleu chef. I, however, reckon my quick, cheap meals are the winning recipe. Let us know what you think by commenting or using #teamfran or #teamolivia!




The X Factor 2014 Judges Houses Show Two

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Welcome back to judges houses. Friday night, Louis picked his three groups and at Mel B's Mexico house we saw two of the boys perform for their place....right I have my iced water, I'm drenched in sun cream, let's go. 

First up tonight was Danny Dearden, who we really haven't seen much of to date. My first question is, why not? This lad is amazing, what a voice, versatile and very current. I really like him. 

Jordan Morris followed. He has sung much better than this and in a very strong category, that could cost him. 

The emotional memories of his previous visit to judges houses affected Jake Quickenden during his VT but once he got the mike in his hand there was no stopping him. Give this guy a place at the lives Mel, he is amazing. 

Last up was Paul, "I can't believe Louis didn't put you through" Akister. If he doesn't get through after that I'm resigning. Well, not really, but you get my point. Strong vocal, he could sing absolutely anything.  A real contender. 

After a chat with fellow Spice girl Emma Bunton, Mel got ready to tell her boys, who was through and who was going home. After we dodged a giant lizard, Mel B picked Andrea Faustini, Jake Quickenden and Paul Akister.

Right, where to next.....? It's LA with my Simon and it's time for another Team Midas act, in the shape of Ben Haenow. 

I'm sure the next segment was a tribute to Team Midas. The remaining overs went to see 2010 Team Midas pick One Direction and on route to Simon's house they played "Goldfinger"...then guess who his helper was? It's only my reality TV boss Hiawatha, I mean Sinitta. Who by the way looked amazing and beautiful and...yes my contract is up for renewal. 

Stevi Richie kicked off the overs and holy moly, what is going on, this is judged houses isn't it? I'm a bit lost for words, although I will say in complete honesty, it did put a smile on my face. Simon was also laughing but said it was, "seriously bad"  

Lizzy Pattinson is another act we haven't seen much of and although she is a good singer and very pretty, it's nothing new. I would be surprised if she gets through.  

Nerves really got hold of Helen Fulthorpe and Simon whispered his concerns to Sinitta, having "Timing issues" and he was, "disappointed". For the record so was I and I felt she was really strong in her previous auditions.

Hate to be negative but Jay James rendition of, 'Everybody Hurts' was very forgettable. Dare I say boring. Look, he can sing but I agreed with Simon, it was a bad song choice. Saying that, he still deserves a chance at the lives.

With an amazing look, Fleur East just needs a good performance and I think she could very quickly become a contender. Best of the overs to date. Confident and sassy and I think she will get better and better. 

Last up is Team Midas' Ben Haenow....

Ben, Ben. Ben. What can I say but this. World Class mate. Ben had consistently nailed every audition and tonight was no exception. Note perfect with a very powerful vocal that could sing any song, any genre. So proud you are part of Team Midas. 

Whilst I was swimming in Simon's pool, Sinitta and Mr Cowell picked their three acts for the live shows...the result is Sunday night.

Right, I'm off to try on Sinitta's costume....see you soon

Bryan Ferry Tried But He Could Not Stay Away From NYC, Philly

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Ferry & Co. Do The Strand, Beacon Theater on 1 Oct. They didn't play that song, but they did "Editions of You," also from Roxy Music's 'For Your Pleasure' (1973).

Three years ago, I had the privilege to observe a soundcheck prior to the Bryan Ferry concert at the Beacon Theater in New York.

Continuously stopping and starting the band after a few bars, it gave me insight on how much of a perfectionist Ferry is, how every detail both aurally and visually is considered and reconsidered.

His live sound engineer quipped to me at the time, "This is not a soundcheck; it's a rehearsal."

Ferry's solo tour returned to the venue 1 Oct. as part of a North American tour that began 22 Sept. Prior to the show, I learned that Bryan had been ill with an ongoing throat infection, forcing the cancellation of the two previous gigs in Washington, DC.

The Roxy Music frontman stuck to the game plan. Whereas another performer might have divvied up vocals among his formidable, soulful backing singers, or rely on The Jazz Age instrumental '20s-style rearrangements (used last year so effectively in Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby), Ferry soldiered on, slightly hoarse, looking spiffy in a snazzy dinner jacket.

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Bryan Ferry, 4/10/14, Tower Theater, Philadelphia. Photo: Paul Lauricella


His voice improved as the nearly 90-minute set went on, about half of which he retired to the keyboards sitting on the raised platform to the right of the drummer, when he wasn't centre stage holding court.

Opening with a spirited "Re-Make/Re-Model," Ferry sublimely selected the very first track on Roxy's 1972 debut album, ushering in a glamour and avant-garde musical genre-shifting sensibility sorely lacking in the post-Woodstock denim and flannel era.

Every tour, Ferry remakes and remodels, and this latest jaunt features three new band members, a keyboardist and two guitarists. Despite being nearly twice the age of many of his band members, Ferry (he turned 69 on 26 Sept.) shows no signs of slowing down either as a live performer or as a recording artist. His new album Avondale arrives 17 Nov.

The set list slightly favoured Roxy Music staples (11 of the 20 songs played), but Ferry has always seamlessly blended live his solo work with Roxy material that never sounds dated, despite the four decades in between and the replacement musicians.

For instance, Andy Mackay's oboe solo on "Tara" is embedded not only in my DNA but also in Jorja Chalmers's too, only that she can play it note for note. She's been a mainstay of the Ferry solo band for a while. "Tara" turned into a duet between Chalmers and Jacob Quistgaard on acoustic guitar, letting the song breathe with some improvisational soloing.

All in favour of racial and gender diversity in his band, Ferry also added female drummer Cherisse Osei in 2012, and she ably pounded the skins that were occupied by original Roxy drummer Paul Thompson three years ago at the Beacon.

Ferry delivered with aplomb his romantic crowd-pleasers "Kiss & Tell," "Slave To Love," "If There Is Something," "Oh Yeah" and "Avalon," satisfying those planning a trip to the boudoir in the very near future.

He debuted two songs from Avondale, including Robert Palmer's "Johnny and Mary," continuing his always excellent choice of covers that accentuate his knack for making all his own. His latest single "Loop De Li," already on Spotify, gave the audience a taste of what's in store from the new album.

Ferry slowed down with deliberate phrasing "Johnny and Mary" and a fragile reading of Roxy's "More Than This," which probably helped his ailing vocal cords down the stretch.

Encore-time, he mustered enough energy to crank up the band on the toe-tapper "Let's Stick Together."

Whereas another performer would have pre-programmed, for situations like this, a perfect whistle in John Lennon's "Jealous Guy," Ferry did his best live lip puckering, albeit slightly off, making you love him all the more.

Ferry ended up canceling the next night in Boston (2/10/14). His Facebook page stated: "Bryan Ferry has been required to cancel tonight's show at the Orpheum Theater following medical advice due a continuing viral infection."

My mate in Philly who attended the 4 Oct. show reported mid-show: "He's on and he sounds great," as evidenced on "Kiss & Tell."

A fortnight off, the Ferry & Co. tour heads back to Europe for 20 dates, starting with a 21 Oct. gig in Copenhagen and wrapping up 11 Dec. in Brussels.

Hard to Fake? Tears on Stage

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The other night my wife Vivianne and I saw a London production of Skylight - starring Bill Nighy and Carey Mulligan - and at one stage Carey Mulligan starts crying. Unlike making a movie, where the camera can switch off allowing an actor to be able to add water to his or her eyes (or any other tear-producing tricks) before switching on the camera again to record the necessary "tears" (fake or otherwise), in the theatre of course the tears have somehow seem spontaneous rather than "rigged". This led me to ask a talented young actor friend, Ben Lambert, who has appeared in various films and stage plays, how actors manage to cry on demand. His reply fascinated me.
"Not all actors can do it" he said. "And those who can probably get there in different ways. There are techniques that actors can use to cry on cue. Broadly speaking these might involve emotional recall of something traumatic or sad from their own lives or they might employ a more "method acting" approach and be so involved with the character's experience that they feel totally connected to that moment every night.
"An actress I worked with recently says she simply puts her mind and body into the shape and feeling of sadness. So she reminds herself of the physical reality of being sad I suppose and that's enough for her to trigger her body response. And so tears will come.
"Certainly this bodily response can be a way in... like Pavlov's dog you come to the point in the scene that requires tears, and because you've done your homework when that moment happens, it's like the bell ringing and tears will come. That is if you have felt the pain/sorrow/anguish of that moment in rehearsal, and you know what it is your character wants in this moment."
But has Lambert had to cry on cue himself? Indeed he has - in Macbeth, as well as in Alan Bennett's History Boys and Sarah Kane's Phaedra's Love.
"It's different every night" he says. "And blubbing isn't nearly as important as we sometimes think it is. Sometimes tears are like my emotional barometer, and I feel like I'm really connecting with the story and the character if I'm crying. But the problem is it can become indulgent and rather selfish as the journey becomes insular and not about the other actor or the audience.
"I don't think actual tears are always so important" he says. "There can be the risk that the effect it has on the audience results in an admiration of the actors craft rather than the story. Tears on stage shouldn't impress upon us the actor's skill, but instead tell us something more about the story and the characters being played in that story.
"Nevertheless less I find if I'm saying what I mean and meaning what I say in a scene - then if the moment demands it, tears will of there of their own accord, because the need to express those ideas, thoughts and feelings to another person or persons will make them necessary if they are necessary. But probably for all actors it's important not to get too hung up on trying to cry or slavishly listening to stage directions which ask for tears.
"Sometimes what can effect an audience more than tears is an actor who goes to the brink but doesn't quite go over into tears. The audience who witnesses this will sometimes be more moved, because they can hear and see the wounded heart before them but haven't seen it collapse. And the delicacy of this tipping point means rather than watching an actor cathartically release emotion, the audience themselves face the problem. They struggle with him, and have an empathetic response to his situation that's completely their own. And perhaps they, sitting in the dark, will cry for him. Perhaps as the character the actor played could not or would not cry, the audience express their own tears - almost like gods looking down on humans struggling and suffering.
"We as an audience respond as we do in life to those who struggle on, even as their hearts are breaking, or their load is weighing them down. There are thousands of examples at the end of stories where characters do not cry - Casablanca, Brief Encounter, Remains of the Day - but we, the audience, probably do..."
http://www.piersnimmo.com/actors/ben-lambert/

The X Factor 2014 Judges Houses Show Three

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Phew, this travelling around the world for judges houses about has really taken it out of me....can we do this every week?

Saturday night we were left waiting at Simon's LA home, (no, not a bad thing) just as his decision on his chosen three was about to be announced. Back home now, with no time to settle, here we go. The three acts Simon is taking to the live shows are Jay James, Fleur East and thankfully Team Midas' Ben Haenow. Well done all.

Right, bags packed, we are off to the airport. Next stop Cheryl's home in Nice. I may suggest Newcastle upon Tyne one year. They even have a beach in the summer. What do you think Cheryl? Maybe a bit chilly......

Cheryl's helper this year is legend Tinie Tempah and first up to perform was Essex starlet Lauren Platt. If she performs to her best, it's one place gone. Simple as that. Well, that's it, it was beautiful, she has 'it'. Brilliant stuff 10/10.

Kerrianne Covell did all she could but for the first time in the competition her nerves stopped her hitting the huge potential she certainly has. I fear for her after that performance.

In this competition, yes, you need a good voice but you also need a personality. Chloe Jasmine has both in abundance. She nailed it completely last night. I think she will be marmite but if she gets through she has a real chance of making the top 6, if not higher.

Ex Luminites singer Stephanie Nala hasn't had much airtime but tonight she shone. It wasn't perfect and she was very nervous but Stephanie is a little pop star. With the right songs, she could be very big.

Youngster Emily Middlemass has huge potential but like the group The Brooks, I think she still is too young, in a year or two Emily will be a serious contender.

Team Midas' Lola Saunders has an amazing voice but emotion takes hold and stops her from being the star she can and should be. Saying that once she started singing it was blooming brilliant. Lola I think you are amazing whatever happens tonight.

After a bit of deliberation the three acts Cheryl is taking to the live shows are Stephanie Nala, Lauren Platt and Chloe Jasmine. No Lola, oh Pants.

So Team Midas take Only The Young and Ben Haenow in to the live shows. So, so disappointed for Lola, as I know, given the chance she would do very well.

Right, I'm off to unpack my bags...see you at the lives.

'Gone Girl': In 60 Seconds - The Review

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Nick Dunne may have killed his missing wife, Amy. We assess their lives in two parallel stories, while a media circus unfolds.
Thankfully, Nick is helped by his sister and a hotshot lawyer.
David Fincher's version of Gillian Flynn's novel is gripping. Ben Affleck good, Rosamund Pike and Tyler Perry terrific.
A Basic, Fatal, Jagged Attraction with a frustrating ending.


Or if you prefer the longer review...

Gone Girl may be based on Gillian Flynn's best selling novel, but there's no shadow of a doubt who directed it. Though his opening titles are usually the standout moments of most of David Fincher's films, here each credit is so brief it barely registers.

The plot: on the day of Nick Dunne's fifth wedding anniversary, he gets home to find his wife Amy missing.
(She's the daughter of a best selling children's novelist whose formative years inspired the Amazing Amy books.)

The movie charts Dunne's search for her and the media circus which ensues, while running parallel is the story of how they met and her diary.

To reveal much more would be spoilerific, except to say nothing is what it seems as Fincher and Flynn weave a jet black comedy at times channelling classic thrillers Jagged Edge, Fatal Attraction and Basic Instinct, with a subtle nod to the house from North By Northwest.

Shot on high def video, it features solid turns from Ben and Rosamund Pike, while Neil Patrick Harris plays it straight as Amy's wealthy first boyfriend Desi Collings in a film which treads a tightrope between comedy and thriller.

Tyler Perry also shines as Tanner Bolt, the hotshot lawyer who defends Dunne when he becomes prime suspect, and Carrie Coon is hugely likeable as Nick's twin sister Margo.

It unfolds beautifully, the cinematic equivalent of a page-turner which keeps you hooked from start to end.
The problem, as with Fincher's Zodiac, is the resolution. This feels frustratingly open ended, as though Flynn and Fincher painted themselves into a corner and then just thought they'd wait for the paint dry by fading to black.

Fans of Seven will recall Fincher chose to film the version of the script which he wasn't supposed to get. He's one of those super smart guys who wisely hates giving audiences what they want, so we get those nagging cinematic mental scratches that won't heal. And maybe that's why he's one of the best directors working today. Getting what we want isn't always great for an audience.

Had he made Fatal Attraction, chances are he would have opted for the art house ending in which Glenn Close's character commits suicide rather than the crowd pleasing 'wife gets revenge' finale reshoot we wound up with.

That said, Gone Girl is a compelling piece of work, at times enjoyably trashy, and never dull.

It may not be up there with Zodiac and The Game - the echoes of which resound here - but it's still a great watch.

Recon Festival: Crossing Geographical and Creative Boundaries in Leeds and Bradford

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Don't you just hate it when you meet someone, and they refuse to look you in the eye until they've found out what you 'do'/ what uni(versity) you went to/where you're from? Don't you hate having to squeeze yourself into box after box on form after form? I do. And I hate narrow categorization of places and art forms as much as I do people, which is why I was thrilled to hear about Recon, a festival of experimental art, film and music, at a wide range of venues in Leeds and Bradford.

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Caption: Giulia Ricci, 'Symmetry,' from The Grammar of Order, digital drawing, 2012

Having finished on the 29 September, Recon included a range of newly commissioned artworks that fostered collaboration between artists and musicians. The first of these I went to see what Frozen Music- a work by Amorphous Orchestra and internationally acclaimed jazz musicians, Chris Sharkey and Christophe De Bezenac, which kicked off the festival. I write 'work' because it is impossible for a single sentence to convey the experience of watching the walls of Leeds Art Gallery melt and morph with projections based on live scanning of the performers' brains. My eyes were torn between the projections and the woman sitting in what appeared to be a retro dentist's chair, her head encased in a Frankenstein-esque wire contraption, apparently controlled by the row of men in white coats (also in head-gear) who clicking away at their MacBooks, as casually as if they were in their bedrooms. I would say it was somewhere between gig, theatre, installation and experiment. No wonder passers-by looked confused!

The next event I went to was in Bradford's Delius Art Centre, which I'd never been to or even knew existed, but am very pleased to have discovered. With a belly full of a delicious (and deliciously cheap) Bradford curry, I sat down to listen to Guided Goitside - a composition for radio broadcast, exploring Bradford's countercultural history, present and future, by artist collective Black Dogs. The broadcast was an interrogation of the failure to redevelop Bradford's Goitside quarter into a thriving arts and creative hub; it managed to call into question Blairite redevelopment ideology whilst avoiding polemic and allowing the listening to make up their own mind. This was followed by performances from Bradford Scratch Orchestra and Juxtavoices - Sheffield's 'anti-choir'. The latter was as wacky as it sounds - probably wackier.

The final event I got to (I've been busy organising my own boundary-crossing commission for Light Night Leeds) was The Grammar of Order - a new sound and visual work by artists Tom Hopkins and Giulia Ricci, which takes the bold theories of 19th Century design theorist Owen Jones as the starting point for an installation and live event. Ricci's visual designs (see image above) exploring symmetry, mirroring, repetition, combination and rotation are used as a score by Hopkins to create a new sound work realised as abstracted human and electronic voices. Watching Giulia's abstract patterns slowly evolve whilst listening to Tom Jones' score, I was struck by the way in which the order of one pattern implicitly called into question the order of previous patterns, making me wonder whether order was a kind of chaos.

Giulia Ricci said of her collaboration with Tom Jones:
We both wanted to create an immersive experience in which patterns and permutations are central and we tried to channel this through our individual languages, which are different, but also have a common ground on a more abstract level. I think that Tom's piece expands the sensory possibilities of my work; in my work I am basically focussed on the senses of sight and touch, so the sound element adds a completely new dimension to the patterns and establishes a more complex relation between the viewer and the physical space (of the installation).


When I spoke to one of the festival organisers at Frozen Music, he told me that whilst he was setting up, a few teenage boys had stopped, asked a few questions, and upon being handed a Recon programme, threw it on the floor and said 'Looks like a festival for GEEKS!' Maybe they were right, maybe not. But anything that makes people challenge their notion of what a festival, art, music, or a too-often stereotyped place is, is no bad thing. Long live the geeks!

X Factor Live Show Bingo: 40 Things That Happen Every Single Year

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Fancy a game of X Factor Live Show bingo? Here are 40 things that happen every time the billion or so hopefuls are whittled down to the final handful. Spot them! Tick them off! It might make the end come quicker! Although probably not!

1. Dermot taunts you by saying, "Your weekend starts here". You realise that it definitely doesn't and that you're severely wasting your life away.

2. The judges are introduced in a suitably long and self-serving montage, just in case you started to think that this show was about the contestants, or the music.

3. It's at least 15-minutes in and nobody has sung a single note.

4. Dermot asks the judges a simple question, and they respond with the same bewilderment as a grandmother being shown the workings of an iPad.

5. Each act shows off their new makeover, if you call bleaching your teeth and being dumped in River Island for a couple of hours "a makeover."

6. The contestants all take to the stage for a group song looking like they've all accidentally turned up on the same awkward Tinder date.

7. The first singer is described as being brave for going first, even though they had absolutely no say in the matter.

8. Cheryl waits for the crowd to stop applauding before she gives her critique, because blatantly whatever she says is going to change how you see the world forever.

9. Cheryl fails to say something that is going to change how you see the world forever.

10. Louis Walsh breaks into seemingly never-ending chain of meaningless superlatives to describe a ropey cover of something by Kelly Clarkson.

11. One of the contestants is described as a real artist because they performed with a guitar and knew most of the chords to Wonderwall.

12. Dermot says "Buddy" and wraps his chimpy little arms around someone.

13. One of the judges says that they're looking for a "recording artist", just to make clear that they don't need a painter for a gallery opening.

14. A troubled singer says they're only on the show because they want to change somebody else's life... just in case you think they're interested in making money for themselves.

15. Cowell tells a contestant, "Good for you" with all the patronising praise of a parent who has just been presented with a terrible drawing of a tree by their least favourite son.

16. Mel B starts dancing because apparently that's a thing.

17. A judge carefully describes a performance as "fun" in much the same way as somebody fat is carefully described as "bubbly".

18. It's only halfway through, and you've started to look forward to the adverts because you find it a nice break from all the unrelenting commercialism.

19. An act's perfectly normal job is demeaned in a way that makes anyone who stacks shelves for a living sound like a mix between a village idiot, and Terry Waite when he was held captive.

20. Simon Cowell winks at a contestant, which comes across a billion times more creepy now he's a dad.

21. A judge has an argument with another judge over their act, even though they both know that the act in question will only ever sell records if they go to work in HMV.

22. During a performance, a beam of light shines behind a singer's head. You briefly wonder if they're Jesus, but then you realise it's just a pub singer murdering Coldplay.

23. A contestant's age is brought up, either positively if they are under 20 ("He's only 16..."), or negatively if they are over 27 ("It's my last chance...").

24. After a performance, one of the judges says, "This is why I do this show," momentarily forgetting that it's actually just about the money.

25. The audience boos a judge, which is a totally appropriate response to multi-millionaires laughing at the dreams of somebody who works in Aldi.

26. Simon Cowell says this year is the best talent he's ever worked with. Not surprising coming from the man behind Mr Blobby and Robson & Jerome.

27. An act tells Dermot that they welcome the judge's constructive feedback, even though it was about as constructive as trying to build a rope ladder from wet toilet paper.

28. The word "journey" is used. Endlessly.

29. Someone blindly makes a reference to a decidedly average performance as being the "performance of the night" or, worse, "the performance the series".

30. Mel B and Cheryl start arguing completely and utterly unprovoked.

31. In a plea to get you to vote, an act mimes holding a phone. Those mime skills will one day come in handy when they're a street performer in Covent Garden, entertaining literally tens of people.

32. Mel B tells an act that they "look like a popstar", which is obviously the main thing in a singing contest.

33. Louis' song choice is ridiculed. Endlessly.

34. A guest singer pretends that they've been watching the show, only managing to vaguely name one act while wearing the expression of somebody trying to remember if they left the porch light on.

35. Slow and sad music is played for a sob story because, when you think about it, their story isn't really that sad.

36. Dermot tells the judges, "I've got to hurry you." Not because they're running out of time, but because he finds the whole process as tedious as we do.

37. A judge fails to judge, which is really the one thing their job requires.

38. The four judges reach Deadlock, and the Deadlock sound effect is easily the best sound you've heard all weekend.

39. The canned act's montage of best bits heartbreakingly features the dossier of lies the judges initially told them about how they were going to change their life forever.

40. Dermot finishes by pleading with you to switch over to The Xtra Factor in much the same way as a mate who wants you to attend a house party on the other side of town for someone you really don't like.

For more by Simon Ward, visit simon-ward.co.uk.

The Lazy Genius of Late Night Subversive Craig Ferguson

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Many years ago, about ten actually but this is late night we're talking about here, a feral Scot riddled with personnel demons and self-doubt sallied onto US Late Night television. This was a world of sharp suits, wise cracks and men sitting behind desks holding cards loaded with pre-determined questions.

This young-ish ex punk had no time for the rule book and industry orthodoxy, he was not a man of any school of comedy. The only pattern he followed was the one laid out before him by his leaping orgasms of imagination and outspoken bizarreness.

What transpired over those ten years of immense upheaval, both in world events and the preposterous pomposity of late night television, was something truly unique in popular culture. A piece of free form expressionist art was beamed across America on that bastion of traditional mainstream entertainment, CBS.

Craig Ferguson turned The Late Late Show into a vehicle for the absurd and imaginative. The rigid formula of late night comedy was ignored and actively mocked. The celebratory nature of the shredding of question cards was performed with such joy and frivolity, it seemed almost like an unshackling from the creative prison network television imposes.

The chuckling sidekick who acts like the weak minded followers of the school bully was replaced with the sarcasm and acerbic wit of a poorly built robot skeleton. To begin with only simple phrases were uttered by this metaphorical middle finger to late night subordinates, but as time progressed a natural evolution occurred which saw him transformed into a full active element in Craig's nightly circus.

What was first an attempt to crystallise the banality of an element of Late Night wound up taking that element to never before seen heights of originality. This was clearly an accident of fate but just shows what can be achieved when you create an environment where risks and new ideas, however peculiar, are allowed and positively encouraged.

These accidents of creative genius would appear consistently throughout Craig's rein as the Late Night circus master, but along the way there would be many failures of creativity.

The interviews were reliant on Craig's leaping train of thought and the guest's willingness to participate in the improv. Simply put it was obvious for all to see Craig's despair at the predictability of some of the guest's train of thought. He wished to leap off mountains into anarchy and mischief but many would not follow this pied piper aspect of his interview style.

What would follow would be an agonising waste of a part of the show as you could see the restlessness in Craig's eye's as he longed to be free from the shackles of the interview segment.

When he found a kindred spirit however, pure joy would erupt out of the screen. These great moments became more like collaborations than interviews. Robin Williams' appearances on the show merited the dedication of the entire show but even the 15 minutes that were aired was the pinnacle of what Craig's style could achieve with freeform TV comedy.

Even when the guest was not a comedic genius like Williams, Craig was still able to create some truly golden moments of joy and hilarity. All the guest had to do was commit totally to the Craig experience. Go with him on his mad flights of fancy and the entertainment would perforate through the TV, or in my case Youtube.

Even though the comedic element of the show was ingenious, a lot of the simple joy of watching Craig was down to his rakish Scottish charm and the school boy enthusiasm he displayed whenever a gorgeous actress found themselves sitting two feet away.

There are numerous Youtube video's dedicated to these scenes of outrageous flirting while all the while failing to appreciate it's TV, so who really knows how the guest is feeling about Craig's festival of innuendo.
To be honest I could waffle on for pages about the numerous aspects and nuances of his show but that would go against the Craig Ferguson spirit. It's not meant to be analysed, it's meant to drunk in and smoked until you're completely tikka masaled with joy.

So here's to 10 years of pleasurable Youtube viewing from a Brit who wishes you'd ploughed your furrow on UK telly but then maybe you wouldn't have been able to produce the show you have.

At the end of the day that is the greatest irony of this story. We Brits seem to pride ourselves on the outrageousness of our television. The fact we can say naughty words and no one blinks but has British television comedy produced anything with the spontaneity and wit of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson? Not in the last ten years that's for certain.

Here's to you Craig, good luck with the gameshow, don't be gone long, your community needs you!

Jim Davidson Called Me a 'Gobby Woman'

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THE IRONY.

Last night I went to Casey Batchelor's 30th birthday party. I met her whilst recording a show for BBC3 and she has become a good friend. She is very kind, sweet and funny.

The usual celeb suspects were there, and as a huge fan of Towie/ Geordie/ Any show featuring drunk people. I was having a lovely time.

Jim Davidson was there and I, along with half the comedy circuit, had read a lot of reviews for his recent show 'No Further Action'. Working in comedy myself, I was a Curious George as to what Jim would be like in person.

He'd had some positive reviews for the show and I wanted to see it for myself in Edinburgh, but was only there 3 nights and had casting to do, so 'sadly' I never got the chance. On telling Jim this his first comment was "what does a comedy producer do then?" Being a comedian himself, I would have thought someone along the line had bothered to explain this to him, but clearly not. He was quite rude, avoided eye contact, which seem to make the people around us extra nice to me. I made a joke about merely letting funny people be funny. His next question, without responding to me was "so why didn't you see me in Edinburgh then?" Again, before I could answer he had turned away to laugh at his lawyer friend putting on a pink hat from the photo booth. HILARIOUS.

I grew up watching Jim Davidson. I had even met him once when I was about 14 on a school trip when he told a girl in year 11 she had "big tits for her age." (In his defence, I don't think she looked 16.) I have seen his behaviour with Brian Dowling on Hell's Kitchen, and then I had watched the series of CBB that saw him crowned winner. And I disliked every ounce of what I had seen. But when I work with people from TV, I am often proved wrong, and so I had the best intentions to actually like him. Or at least, try to. After being ignored twice, I went off and chatted to friends.

Like the weapon I am, I couldn't get my head around his behaviour, how can someone instantly dislike anyone without getting to know about them, so I naively assumed that it was a mistake on my part, and went back for Round 2.

This time, the nail truly hit the coffin.

He was stood next to one of my best mates, comedian Russell Kane, so I went back to try to chat again. I guess I didn't want him to be exactly what I thought he was. I wanted to see the best in him, after all, Casey likes him a lot and she's a good egg.

I chatted about watching him whilst I was growing up, I was a bit nervous, as most people are talking to someone that clearly dislikes them and beautifully got the name of his show wrong. On a Saturday night we used to watch 'Big Break', but I got it wrong and said 'Bullseye'. He replied that he "knew there was a reason he didn't like me." I explained that that was a charming thing to say and that I was 11 years old when the show was on. I asked him "you surely can't dislike someone for getting your CV wrong?" But he could and he did. I left the party at that point, as I felt silly, I felt embarrassed. I was in a room full of friends but I couldn't get over a grown man instantly disliking me for what I could perceive to be no reason at all.

I got the tube home, upset. I spoke to my boyfriend about it, who had missed the night and was now annoyed he wasn't there to look after me. He looked on twitter to see that Jim had posted a tweet, clearly about me (as Linda Nolan wasn't there) Jim Davidson had called me gobby. A 29 year old girl who works in and loves comedy asked about his show and he was rude, and now to 142k followers, he declared that it was me that was gobby. The irony, that a man who has built a career on being a loud mouth, UKIP supporting, mouthy git was now using the very word to best describe him to insult me. A man who's "controversies" list on Wikipedia is lengthier than his 'career' list.

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Yes, I was tipsy. I had drank wine on an empty stomach. Yes, I am loud. Yes, I am what miserable old men and often my own father would describe me as 'gobby.' (If 'gobby' means opinionated - then that's me.) Forward, confident and opinionated. I feel the annoyance came at me being a gobby woman more than me just being gobby though. History would remind me that it's not the first time Jim has been like this.

The next day at work I YouTubed that 'situation' between him and Brian Dowling in Hell's Kitchen, and reminded myself exactly the type of man I was so offended by and who didn't give me the time of day in front of my friends.



Then I googled a picture of Jim Bowen from Bulls Eye and kind of got his point.

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Why I Walked Out of 'King Charles III'

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I have never walked out of the theatre in my life. It seems like jumping out of a plane halfway across the Atlantic, pulling out before you've climaxed, or leaving half a bottle of beer, just because you don't feel like finishing. In principle, you've paid for the whole thing, and it seems stupid to opt out halfway through. The only possibility is that it's so impossible to continue enduring whatever you're putting yourself through that you have to escape before you surrender your soul to self-hating oblivion.

This, unfortunately, was the position I found myself in when I went to the hugely successful King Charles III at Wyndham's Theatre. With brilliant seats and high expectations, the house lights dimmed as the actors filed onto stage and I sat on the edge of my seat. Within half an hour, I was slumped back into it, disillusioned and as depressed as a jobless elf during December.

As the title suggests, Queen Elizabeth II is dead and Charles is negotiating his grip on the crown, starting off with a disagreement with the Prime Minister over a bill that strangles the freedom of the press and challenges democracy in the UK. Tim Pigott-Smith was the perfect choice for Charles, deploying every mannerism and characteristic we know of the Prince of Wales.

Every royal cliche was deployed in portraying the main characters - Charles, Camilla, William, Kate and Harry - with no sense of originality outside the tabloids. Speech was almost Shakespearean in its pomposity - perhaps to match the knowing references to Hamlet, Macbeth and King Lear - and delivered with such disdain that it was as if the actors hated themselves for being on stage.

The sub-plot line - Harry falling for a wildly rebellious girl in a club who dared to think outside the walls of Buckingham Palace - dominated far too much of a play that was supposed to be about his father's succession to the throne, and the absence of the Queen was notable not for the eye-catching outfits so much as the witty repartee Helen Mirren maintained with her Prime Ministers and family. If only Peter Morgan had waved his magic wand over this production.

And then there was the ghost of Diana, wafting through the stage as delicately as like a drunk City worker on the train out to the suburbs. Intended as a surprise - maybe? - she was about as expected as regret after a one-night stand, and spoke in a faux-ghost voice that make several in the audience shift uneasily rather than lean forward with intrigue.

The UK's sense of 'self' has been on everyone's lips before and since the Scottish referendum, but the play offered no fresh perspective, no challenging look, and no inspired view. There were moments of humour peeking out through the bleakness but they did little to relieve this overworked and stereotypical view of the monarchy, saved only by a beautifully understated performance from Pigott-Smith.

Maybe I left because I was tired, because Bake-Off was on, because I had to wash my hair - alas this wasn't an awkward first date, but a play that failed to deliver a stimulating view on Charles' reign. There's a first time for everything, I just didn't think that walking out of the theatre would be one.

Review: Kristin Scott Thomas in Electra, Old Vic Theatre

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Electra is not an easy story to love. The tale of a woman, Electra, who plots to murder her mother the Queen of Mycenae, Clytemnestra, and her new lover, the King Aegisthus, for their murder of her father, Agamemnon, is not the most joyful.

Nor is Electra an easy character to love, especially as we come to understand why Clytemnestra murdered her tyrannical husband. But we're not given much opportunity to warm to either the character or the story in this rather heavy-going production.

I know Greek tragedies aren't easy for modern audiences. Everything is very literal in Greek tragedies - people say what they think and mean what they say. Subtext is almost non-existent and the emotional weight is often very, very heavy.

But though this challenge to reinterpret the material can be daunting, it should be a challenge to be relished. Anyone who saw the recent adaptation of Medea at the National Theatre with Helen McCrory directed by Carrie Cracknell will know that bravery can often pay dividends.

Carrie Cracknell brought a lot of innovative ideas to her Medea, including using a new adaptation from Ben Power, incorporating contemporary dance and a score from Goldfrapp.

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Some similar approaches have been taken here. Frank McGuinness has written a new adaptation of Sophocles' Electra and PJ Harvey was brought in for the music but equivalent success has not been achieved.

Too often this production seemed to be played for laughs, which is a bit odd for a Greek tragedy. And in the brief moments of emotional drama, PJ Harvey's heavy music pushes the scene to overwrought melodrama. The music doesn't seem to enhance the production. Silence would've been more profound.

The star attraction is Kristin Scott Thomas in the central role and she certainly is a commanding presence on the stage. Her Electra is full of anger and bile but unfortunately not much else. She is bitingly caustic throughout the show, never showing any doubt over her determination to have her mother killed.

Her angry sarcasm I found a bit exhausting and it robbed the production of much pathos and also robbed her character of much inner turmoil. There is room in the script for variety, such as the scene between her and her softer, kinder sister Chrysothemis as Electra tries to persuade her younger sister to kill their mother. There was an opportunity there for emotional blackmail, for manipulation, but instead the scene is played almost for laughs.

The supporting cast though is excellent. In particular, Diana Quick as Electra's mother brings real internal conflict to her role, pulling on our heart strings a lot more than the main character. You can really feel her wrestling with her conscience and her feelings towards her exiled son who she knows is sworn to take vengeance for the murder of his father. As she pleas to those around her, "A mother never stops loving her children" you really feel it.

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Liz White also impresses as Electra's younger sister, Chrysothemis, caught between the love for her mother and her concern for Electra.

The Old Vic Theatre remains set in the round for this production, as it has been for this year, and this works wonders for this production. Electra is a very intense piece and the intimacy of showing in the round is a real benefit.

Director Ian Rickson maximises this opportunity well and the movement from the actors is great. Watching Electra and her mother circle each other in their scene together was a real highlight, especially with the women of Mycenae weaving in-between them constantly to prevent physical confrontation.

The climax of the play is actually when the production is at its strongest - the melodramatic music is gone, the sarcasm and laughs have evaporated and instead we're faced with the horror of Electra finally getting what she wishes for.

It's a harrowing moment but it's just a shame that the previous 90 minutes were such a struggle to get through. There have been better high-profile adaptations of Greek tragedies this year on the London stage, which puts this in the shade somewhat.

Old Vic Theatre, London to December 20, 2014

Image Credits:

1. Kristin Scott Thomas (Electra) - photo credit Johan Persson

2. Kristin Scott Thomas (Electra) and Jack Lowden (Orestes) - photo credit Johan Persson

3. Kristin Scott Thomas (Electra) - photo credit Johan Persson

Why Lord and Lady Grantham Should Have Couples Counselling

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Simon Bricker is the curious art historian played by Richard E. Grant, who has featured in the last few episodes of Downton Abbey and is apparently head over heels with Lady Grantham.
In fact, he is so in awe with her that when he first stays at Downton as a houseguest he tells Lady G: "I think everything about Downton is beautiful." He obviously means Lady G as well.
Lord Grantham thinks that Bricker is flirting with his prized pet dog Isis and gets annoyed and tells Cora to tell her friend Simon to stop flirting with Isis.
In another scene, as Cora (played by Elizabeth McGovern) looked up as they strolled the still castling street: "Oh yes, Mr Bricker! I spent my first season in Newport dancing under the romantic gazes of Sargent's portraits. Seeing some of his best work took me back!"
Simon Bricker slightly touches Cora's arm, "His work is brilliant, of course but I dare say he is remiss in one thing."
Cora, continues:
"Oh, and why is that?" she asked politely.
"He never painted you. It would have been his piece de resistance, surely!"
Cora laughed awkwardly and looked at her feet, a blush spreading over her cheeks. She could feel his intense gaze upon her.
In last Sunday night's episode Cora is out for dinner with Bricker, not knowing that Robert had come to London at the last minute intending to have dinner with his wife. Robert, aka Lord Grantham, is crestfallen and angry when she returns to the flat where he is waiting alone on the sofa. Although nothing happened between Bricker and Cora - not even a peck on the cheek - Robert is incandescent with rage and when Cora pleads that she was talking "art" with Bricker, Robert implies that she knows little about the subject.
He had forgotten quickly that it was the "della Francesca" that Bricker had come to Downton to examine.
On another romantic front, there could be a romance between Lord Merton (Douglas Reith) and Isobel Crawley (played by Penelope Wilton) despite
Maggie Smith's (Dowager Countess) best efforts to muddle in the middle of it all.
As for how Isobel's feeling about being the "quarry" in this particular hunt, she seems to be leaning toward turning down her suitor even if the Dowager wasn't meddling.
But should Lord Merton decide to propose, I think it would be more for companionship and there don't seem to be any other parties involved.
But what is more worrying however, is Simon Bricker and Cora Crawley's friendship - and how that develops in the coming episodes.
Week after week, I wonder what it would be like if a couples counsellor or marital therapist were around the corner so that Robert and Cora would be able to go for weekly therapy sessions and talk things through.
I was rather uncomfortable when I watched him "bark" at her and put her down; however, later in the episode she was able to hit back at him, although it wasn't done in private and in the earshot of others in the room.
There are many couples in the series that could benefit from counselling, and I keep, week after week, thinking to myself "If only...."
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